On The Road Again

Internet round-up for the week of October 2, 2023

Babes.

We’ve done it! We’re on the road with all our stuff!! It took us MANY hours to finish cleaning our apartment up and get out the door last night, but we still managed to drive for three hours before having to crash at a random Springhill Suites with a very suspicious stain on the couch.

And I am, somehow, upright, even though my calves are seized up like rocks and my legs are bruised like I’m a rugby player and not a 30-mumble-year old regular human person who really didn’t have to do much yesterday other than toss some random junk into boxes and vacuum, wipe down, and mop a two bedroom apartment.

We could arrive at 4:34 AM on Saturday if we did not require rest

Anyway — as I mentioned last week — this’ll be a shortie bc we gotta get back up and moving here soon!

El*n M*sk

Look. This is a short week, and I really wasn’t going to do anything other than give you a cute lil animal and tell you about a piece I wrote.

But he’s breaking Twitter again, for a reason I really can’t seem to comprehend at all. So — read this.

Here’s what things used to look like. Here’s what they look like now.

How is it helpful to remove identifying information from a link?

Every day he peels away one sensible thing the site does, and every day I get one step closer to complaining while I continue to use it. 🫠 If just ONE of the social media sites could like, take my Twitter following list and find everyone I follow in one place, I would be eternally grateful.

Shameless Self-Promotion Corner

I have a new piece out this week!

It’s about the person that sits next to me every time I fly somewhere.

I’m sure you’re wondering why my feet are exposed, and it’s because I took my shoes off as soon as I sat down. Socks too, because my feet were starting to sweat. They always start sweating for some reason right before I get in an argument with a flight attendant.

One time a guy took his shoes off next to me and put one under the seat in front of him and one under the seat in front of ME. ON MY BAG. Then when I reached down to get my iPad out and had to shake his shoe off my stuff he gave ME a dirty look.

Randomly Selected Animal Cutie

@yunabugsRetail therapy at its finest everybody. 🤌😉 #fyp #fy #foryou #dog #dachshund

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If you’re gonna have 8 weens, you gotta get 8 banana beds. Those are the rules.

Okay, that’s it from me! Time to get psyched up to drive some more!! This time next week I’ll be chilling in my new apartment surrounded by boxes, but at least I’ll (hopefully) be less banged up and also (definitely) in my own comfortable bed!
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