Woof.

Internet round-up for the week of May 23, 2022

Oh, what a week. A few weeks back I said the week had been long and emotional, and boy has this one been so much heavier. My heart aches. 

I’m going to try to keep this newsletter as light as I can. Not to push anything aside, but hopefully to bring a gentle breeze through what feels like thick, oppressive air. 

I finally got a negative Covid test this week! I’m still a little congested but my energy is starting to come back. I didn’t make it to the craft fair because I ended up spending the entire weekend in bed resting, blasting through the entirety of the final season of Insecure and starting the new RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars. I’ve watched more television in the span of the last three weeks than I have in the last three months. But at least I feel like I’m getting well.

Really looking forward to the long weekend for Memorial Day. 

Without further ado, here’s the stuff that made me laugh this week:

I Mean, They’re Not Wrong

bandit 👼🏿 @kinkyybandit

Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun

It is truly hose water left in a super soaker. Is this anyone’s favorite water? If so, please tell me. Also, I want to know if you’re one of those people who thinks all bottled water tastes the same so I can judge you accordingly. 

Even this cat knows bottled water has flavor.

@mrmilothechonkTell me your cat is boujee without telling me #foryou #foryoupage #lol #comedy #viral #cats #catsoftiktok

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(Also, can I just say — I’m so happy Substack is embedding TikToks now!)

I’m Being Personally Attacked 

I…

sania @saniaio

it's the weekend

Eggs

Look. I don’t know why this week’s newsletter needed an egg subheading. But it’s here now, so…eggs.

If you’re not familiar with How To Basic, well, this is a very gentle introduction. 

@howtobasicIt works! #lifehack #egg #foryou

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And this…well, it’s giving Cake Wrecks:

Kapil Wasnik @kapildwasnik

So I ordered a cake from a renowned bakery in Nagpur, through #Swiggy. In the order details I mentioned “Please mention if the cake contains egg”. I am speechless after receiving the order 👇🏼

Since I had an egg section I am including this old internet treasure. I hope whoever took this photo bought this t-shirt.

Randomly Selected Relaxing Vibe

Sometimes you just need to watch someone pull beautiful old treasures out of a river.

@myordinarytreasure⠀Wading the rivers for lost and forgotten treasures...⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#treasure #mudlarking #wadingfortreasure #wading #treasurehunting #lostandfound #riverhunting #beachcombing #mudlarking #underwatertreasure #adventure #exploration #archaeology #archeology

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I hope you have a great weekend -- take it easy. Rest, do a little self care, and try to go outside. ❤️

K