Hey! I’m Kelley, a writer and satirist from Chicago, IL.

I’ve been featured on Buzzfeed and published on sites such as Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna Comedy, Points in Case, and more. I’m also a contributor to The Hard Times and Hard Drive.

Every week, I spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet — not for any reason other than to satisfy my crippling addiction to endless scrolling.

I usually write about geeky and nerdy things, pop culture, the millennial experience, working in the tech industry, history, politics, and whatever else has caught my attention in the last few seconds.

Why subscribe to T.M.I.?

Every Friday, you’ll receive a newsletter featuring the weirdest and most fun stuff I find online, plus a personal update from me. And twice a month, you’ll get a Deep Dive into a topic I just can’t stop thinking about.

Subscribing to T.M.I. will get you full access to the newsletter and posts on the website.

Find me online

I’m not actually lost, but can definitely be found on Instagram, Twitter (or X I guess, but I’m not calling it that), Threads, Mastodon, and Bluesky.

You can see more of my work on my website.

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Part personal essay, part humorous take on the news of the week, all "wow, this person spends wayyy too much time on the internet".


Writer and performer obsessed with the internet. Sentient wheel of cheese, found online at kelleygreene.pizza or Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene.